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1914.
Austrian archduke was assassinated by
Serbian freedom fighter.
Well, after that Germany invaded somebody,
And so did Austria
Because they do things together.
And it was big fucking mess.
People started digging trenches in the mud
and killing each other with machine guns.
It was fucking ridiculous.
It was total madness.
I swear, the nerve of some people.
World War I Ñ what were they thinking?
Crossing no-mans-land?!
I would have done differently
I would never have dug trenches in the mud.
And I wouldnÕt have charged machine guns.
And I wouldnÕt have put the French on my team
I would have surrendered after Verdun
World War I was stupid.
Does human life mean nothing do you?
Damn it, you Serbian freedom fighter.
Why did you have to kill that stupid archduke
And ruin it for every man Europe?
I swear, some people are so greedy.